do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
remember that year 40 penguin movies came out at once
So it seems like season 3B of Teen Wolf is the one where everyone (finally) loses their shit, all hallucinating and having nightmares and shit, and then they skype Derek, who’s living on a beach somewhere, with absolutely nothing going on, and they’re like, “DEREK DEREK HELP US, DUDE, SHIT IS HORRIBLE” and he’s just like,
And then he flips them off, hangs up, and rides into the sea on the back of a giggling dolphin, the end.
Ashley & Ryan walking with her dog Olive in NYC Dec 7, 2013
Me as a parent.
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
Here are the rest of the photos from my piece Racial Microaggressions, featuring students from Fordham University.
collections that are raw as fuck ➝ elie saab f/w 2013-14
all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows
is that twilight
the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive